Juliet, the Mobster

A little while back I introduced you to my “temporary assistant” Juliet.  Well, despite her poor work habits {lack of focus, constant bathroom breaks, napping on the job, streak of vandalism} I still haven’t been able to give her the boot. Darn worker’s rights! Memorial Day weekend my father-in-law gave us quite the scare when he was discovered unconscious in my in-law’s driveway.  He had suffered a serious heart attack but thankfully he is well and recovering now. This is how it came about that Juliet, or Ju-Ju, as she prefers to be referred to, came into our lives. Right now she is a little too much of a handful for my in-laws to have around as my father-in-law works on rehabilitating from his surgery so she’s been running our lives living with us for the past few months.  As you can see she’s a little destructive in the office but as her employer I’m starting to become concerned that she may be part of the mafia. No, I haven’t discovered a horse’s head in my bed……yet.  However, every time I come home I am welcomed by some kind of mutilated animal.

Evidence

Eye-gouging



Broken Kneecaps & Hacked Off Limbs



Disembodied {I don’t even want to know
what this little guy did to deserve this!}

It’s like she’s sending us a warning.


PS. I'm pretty sure after spending the evening Googling mobster-related terms such as "eye-gouging" and "broken kneecaps" that I am now on the FBI's watch list.




7 comments

Andonia Christina said...

Jen, I am SO glad to hear that your father-in-law is on the mend. Send our love to everyone!

Toni

[Stacia] said...

Hahaha! When I was reading this in my google reader I thought for sure you were talking about children! No? I guess that's just my children... :)

Lindsay @ Delighted Momma said...

Hahahah!! Too funny!! But cute ;)

Michaela said...

haha I loved your comment about the FBI's watch list, that made me laugh! Those pictures are too funny :)

Jaime Lyn at Crafty Scrappy Happy said...

That is too funny---I never thought about my dogs being part of the mob but now that you mention it I do believe they are also.... oh the conspiracy! lol I love it! We call there toys "babies" so when they destroy a baby we say they killed it..... not good!

Gloria said...

Glad to hear your FIL is okay! What an adorable little monster you have on your hands :-)

Amanda-The Sweet Details said...

oh this totally looks like what my dog does to toys. he loves getting new stuffed animals because he loves to take all the stuffing out of them. he's done that to all his toys now and he just takes them around the house smacking them around now.

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